An Ode to MSN Messenger.

Yes, I'm angry.

For all the times you've let me down,
Fuck you.
For forcing upgrades over dial-up,
Fuck you.
For the shameful hold you have on me,
Fuck you.
For the essays, exams and projects you've ruined,
Fuck you.
For all the times you won't deliver,
Fuck you.
For those all-nights you kept me up,
Fuck you.
For every time you cut me off,
Fuck you.
And for keeping friends off AIM,
Fuck you.

Reliable old AIM. Never lets me down. MSN has killed too many conversations dead. One too many. Fuck you.