20 reasons to trigger the alarm bells.

You know you've been in Canada too long when...

1. You say 'eh' after every sentence.
2. You expect your groceries to be in both French and English, just in case.
3. You find yourself calling America "The States".
4. You call a beanie a tuque and wear it as a fashion statement.
5. You step in front of moving cars without anxiety.
6. You trust taxi drivers.
7. Hockey matters.
8. You slap down anyone from the homeland who moans about the "cold" weather they're having.
9. If you find a -2 C day in January, you leave the coat at home and tear open your shirt.
10. You throw snowballs and play beach volleyball in the same month.
11. You host a backyard barbecue with a foot of snow on the ground.
12. You prefer to buy your milk in plastic bags - it tastes better.
13. You find yourself looking for the latest fashion in snowsuits.
14. You go to the beach...at a lake!
15. You put maple syrup on bacon, sausage, French toast, and baked beans, but not on ice-cream.
16. You drink as many lattes as you would back home, but twice as much black coffee.
17. You're perfectly clear on the distinction between breakfast, brunch and lunch; it follows that you'll accept no substitute for brunch.
18. You find yourself craving Tim Horton's doughnuts, which aren't actually that good.
19. You mercilessly mock weak American beer.
20. You sincerely apologise when somebody runs into you.

Anything to add?

P.S. Yes, you can credit me with composing two-thirds of these. Six were stolen.